Oh, NSA said to gurus "Talk about Intrusions!
Gurus said, "OK, But not among the cow dung!"
Agency said "Fine," Gurus said "Done,"
Levitt said "We found us a place,"
Agency said, "Great idea, let's run!"
Gurus said, "Where's this meetin' gon' be done?"
Levitt said, "Place out on Highway 121!"

Well, rain came down all that week,
East Coasters had to ford the creek!
Just to get out Napa way, things was lookin' bleak,
'Cause the road to Sonoma Mission was 6" deep!
Gurus said, "Flood attacks ain't no fun!"
People straggling in said, "How'd you get here, son?"
Bishop said, "Bad instructions to Highway 121!"

Finally started talkin' Security,
Auditing, Firewalls, Encrypted IP,
Network Feudalism and NID,
Suicidal Infosec and Legality!
Customers said, "Get some wine and let's run!"
Steamed and drunk on mineral water,
In a secure Spa off Highway 121!